WELCOME TO GRANTisSHIT!

 

The following list of reasons must be credited to Justin and “Comrades” who I assume are Bono and Fassy Tom.

 

Grant Kramer is unbelievably shit, one of the shittest things ever in fact, here are 55 reasons why: 

 

8/5/02 – The list is now up to 62 reasons on just the first day!

9/5/02 – In light of today’s events there is now a 63^rd reason!

10/5/02 – Added a picture of a rubbish face here

• Shit face
• He is homosexual
• He is studying art at Brighton
• He wants a pink SMART car
• Makes the worst comments
• Has the worst face
• Lightweight of the year award winner
• Camp dress sense
• Worst hair
• Worst stories
• Shit sense of humus - thats what i said, thats what i meant
• Worst lunches - gay boy ice creams prime example
• Well menstrual
• Takes insults personally
• Tells the same story at least 10 times
• Likes some crap music - Rammstein
• Hypocritical
• Picks up on the worst things
• Well possessive about ALL belongings - especially pencil case according to Perry
• Buys glass doors over the phone
• Makes GCSE projects for A Level
• Is coming to Reading
• Camp in general
• Loves 13 year olds
• Minces around like an ugly tart
• No one likes him
• Has the worst girlfriends ever
• Doesn’t drink beer
• Well rubbish when drunk
• Thinks people like him
• When his hair is long he looks like the Statue of Liberty
• Calls Justin Jesten
• Gets well excited about shitty things eg how are we getting to Reading - its in 4 months u dick
• Looked rubbish when he was young
• Likes wrestling
• Loves watching naked men writhing around
• Draws the worst pictures
• Legs in crap position when sitting
• Thinks Nat is a bitch when everyone else canes him more
• Even Gideon ripped it out of him
• Thought he had a chance with buff-ting Aleni
• Has a Gameboy
• Plays Pokemon on his Gameboy
• Holds his pen in the worst way
• Well useless advice
• Asks too many questions
• Has the worst ties
• Has the worst shoes
• Well menstrual with his food
• He works in Mothercare
• Eats in the worst way
• Loves Summer (or is it spring? MAH!)
• Thinks summer is a good name
• Types in the worst way
• Complained about this list
• Is friends with Greg
• Wrote the names of wrestlers on his pencil case
• Evokes the same facial response as drinking Stroh
• Has the worst MSN names
• Ran to the bathroom after sipping Stroh
• Vic said we shouldn’t be “horrible” to him
• Always kills the joke
• Said Reading was sold out when every ticket site in the world still had tickets

Feel free to email any other reasons to the following address: grantisaloser@hotmail.com

 

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